I have been doing a lot of school visits this fall. As a former elementary teacher, I love having the opportunity to work with students again. During my visits I get asked many questions, frequently along the lines of "Where do you get your ideas?" and "Is it hard being an author?" but here are some of the more memorable questions I've been asked over the years:
#1 "May I touch your hair?"
Yes, if you are gentle.#2 "What kind of underwear do you have on?"
That's kind of a private question. Does anyone have a less private question?#3 "Why aren't you married?"
I haven't found the right person yet.#4 "I got a puppy last night!"
Congratulations! How very exciting!#5 "My cousin got a puppy two weeks ago!"
That's exciting too.#6 "My cousin had a puppy that ate an entire box of chocolate covered peanuts and then got sick and threw up all over his bed and then my cousin got sick and threw up too!"
Wow. Does anyone have an asking
question about writing or illustrating instead of a telling
story?#7 "How do you write the words so neatly at the bottom of each page of the book?"
Actually, I don't write the words at the bottom of each page. A machine prints the words in the books for me. (When the students discover that I haven't actually hand-written all my books, their admiration for me drops considerably).
#8 "Did you write
Harry Potter?"
(When students discover that I haven't written
Harry Potter, the Garfield comic strip, or the
No, David! books, my esteem plummets further).
#9 "Can you touch the ceiling?"
( I'm 6 feet 5 inches tall. Frequently I
can touch the ceiling. Once again, my status rises).
#10 "Are you rich?"
I'm doing what I love. I have a job where I get to use my imagination and be creative. I get to meet fun, appreciative, enthusiastic kids who tell me they love my books. Am I rich? You bet.